Once there was a humongous tea cup falling from the sky. Maybe  a giant slipped and dropped it, or maybe  it is a space ship that fell. Though that is a weird spaceship but if it is I am driving it.

I went in and looked at the roof and saw a alien octopus thing I SCREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMED as loud as I could and ran up and got the shot gun.

And ran back down there but it was gone so I shot were it was and then it fell and blue glowing stuff came oozing out.

So I went and got the buggy and  took it away out to the forest and will never talk of this again.