Ouch! Sticks poked into me as I was clambered up the tree, trying to escape the flood.
I looked down and saw a cow looking back up the tree at me, its volcanic eyes stared at me and it seemed to shout ‘but how did he get up there?’
The cow tried to get up the tree, but instead it knocked itself out and went flying down stream. I got my fishing rod and tried to fish for the cow but instead caught a massive barra. So I cooked it in the tree and built a cubby for a house.
Finally the flood was over and climbed down to see the damage.